Thursday, 18 June 2009

The Daily Dott - Thursday - Wireless Baby!

The bellybutton may be our most useless body part, having no other apparent function than to collect bum fluff, but, it does serve as a reminder that we were NOT born alone.

Someone cut that umbilical chord with a big pair of rusty scissors and the chord itself obviously came from our Mother, so that's at least two people who witnessed our touchdown on this Earth.

And if you're Dad was a belter, he probably would have been there too.

So that's the whole 'I was born alone so I will die alone' thing kiboshed. Or at least, you may unfortunately die alone but it's impossible to be born alone.

I've been wireless since '84 - baby!

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